My brother and sister-in-law are still living with us, and Meredith has taken it upon herself to teach Ben "sir" and "madam." So, we will often hear some variation on: "Mewers, can I have some juice please?" "... Thank you Madam!" "Your welcome, Sir." So yesterday:
Leah: Ben, you are a silly goose!
Ben: No, YOU are a silly goo... MADAM!
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Before you have children you don't really think about all those little things you say all the time, but once you have kids they come back to haunt you...
L: Ben, could you go downstairs and get a diaper from the box at the bottom of the stairs?
B: Sure!
Ben turns to leave and then comes back in the room...B: Mom, is this a favor?
L: Well, yes, I guess it is.
B: Well, then could YOU do ME a favor?
L: What's that Ben?
B: Could you clean the TV room real quick?
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Then at dinner last night we were talking about our highs and lows for the day. Andrew was talking to Ben about his low for the day and he was remembering how he lost his bag...
A: So, why were you sad last night?
B: Because I lost my bag!
A: But you know mom had it, and she wouldn't lose it.
B: I know, but I was still just sad.
A: Why were you sad?
B: Daddy, that's a good question!
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While playing with a ball today:
B: Mom! Don't bounce it so high! You don't want to hit the fan or knock the Christmas ornaments off the tree!
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Naomi was screeching (not crying, screeching because she didn't like the speed at which her cheerios were coming):
L: No no Naomi. No screeching.
B: But mom, she is just tired. She probably just needs a nap!