Naomi: Da-do-da-do-da-do
Ben: Mommy, she is telling you about the crooked watermelon!
N: da-do-da-do-da-do
B: Now she is talking about ladders and birds!
So glad I have a translator!
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Andrew (after getting Ben to side with him on the shade of a particular paint color): Out of the mouth of babes...B: Don't call me babe!!
A: Why not?:
B: Because I am NOT UNCLE RYAN!!!!!!!!
Guess we know what Mers calls Ryan all the time... :)---
After trying to describe what Asian means, and talking about China (his current favorite place)...Leah: Ben, we have a friend that was born in China... can you guess who it is?
Ben: Uncle Micah??
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Leah: Drew, I think we should go to the B-I-L-T-M-O-R-E today.
(We have learned that we should always spell these things so we don't get hopes up only to come crashing down when they don't happen).Ben: Mom, I want to go to the S-P-Q tomorrow.
L: Oh great, I love that place. Anywhere else?
B: Umm... let's go to the O-T-X on Saturday. That spells Splasheville.
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B: Mom, what if I were a firetruck, what would happen?
L: Well it depends, but if someone was hurt you would turn your lights on so everyone got out of the way and go to help the person that was hurt or in a burning building...
B: What if I were an ambulance, what would happen?
L: Well, you would sort of be like a firetruck and go and pick up people that were hurt and take them back to the hospital.
B: What if I were a wee-ooo car, what would happen?
L: A what? A real car?
B: No mom, a wee-ooo car.
L: A wheel car?
B: NO! A WEE-OOO car!!!
L: OH! You mean a police car, that goes wee-ooo, weee-oooo?
B: YES!
We play this game often, everything thing from being sun glasses, to a stop light, to a street sign, to a tire, a bird, an ant. And sometimes we turn it around:L: Ben, if you were a glass of water? What would happen?
B: You would drink me weally weally fast to take your vitamins.